Patriotism

Malaysia BOLEH!!!

And to prove it, our government recently spent millions to send our very first Malaysian into space!!! Oh, what joy and prestige it doth bring our country; for surely such an achievement is justified for its own sake, and does much to recommend ourselves to the approbation of the world in general.

Uhh, not really. What exactly it proves, I'm not sure, with our country's politics in its death throes, our football team languishing some dozen from rock bottom ranking and only a silver to show for our Olympics team. We can't even tar the roads properly. Neither do we have a local university to be proud of.

Why all this talk of astronauts all of a sudden? Because our only one came to my school today. That's right! You go on off to your Sri KDU to watch David Archuletta, while we lucky few...err...we'll just hang round and learn what its like to umm...use the privy in space. Yeah! Right. So um...on that subject, we found that it involves the use of... You know what, never mind. Just two words: tubes & suction. I'm still not sure whether I'd prefer to know that or go to a DA concert, as I'm not actually a fan to begin with.